Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Gustav Klimt: Mr. Lover Lover

WE'RE BACKKKKKKkkkkKKKKkkkk!!!
Omg omg omg! Thank you all so much for your patience. We have missed you all so much and are so grateful for all the love we received while we were on summer siesta! As promised we have returned and are here to deliver on the much anticipated and many-a-time requested (like within the last few week and how did you all know I was going to do Klimt GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, except don't because I love that we're intuned with one another <3) GUSTAV KLIMT! There will be cat daddy-ing, there will be human daddy-ing, there will be sugar daddy-ing, and there will be lots and lots of FEMALE WORSHIPPING! So come on already COME JOIN IN ON THE FUN! Because WE'RE BACK in FULL FORCE!
Love you all so much!
Xoxo
The Baroque B's

Francoise Gilot: Lions Mate With LIONS!

Welcome to our episode on the fabulous, fantastic bada$$ B, Francois Gilot!! Not only has she art-matized us with her ICONIC work, but she also won the hearts of many in her life… except for maybe her father. OOF, what didn’t this woman endure from men? Well, we are gonna get into all and we’re so excited we get to have Taylor join us for the fun! There will be RED FLAGS, there will be THE WORD NO and there will be AN OBSESSION WITH MATISSE (mostly by me after this episode).
As always, with love…
 
the Baroque B’s
 
DISCLAIMER: this episode does contain stories of domestic violence and abuse. Please be mindful where and with whom you listen, skip this one if these themes are at all triggering for you, and know that we love you. 

Katsushika Hokusai: This Old Man MAD About ART!

いらっしゃいませ, Irasshaimase, WELCOME to our HOKUSAI epic-sode! We FUCKING LOVE this guy and are so excited to share his life story with YOU ALL. Our most beloved friends and listeners. This one has it all... ghost stories, fellatio performing squid, and more! Come join us as we go through the long life of our dear Hokusai. There will be sake, there will be badly pronounced Japanese words, and there will be SYPHILIS! As always with love...The Baroque B*tches***DISCLAIMER*** This episode does contain stories of violence. Please be mindful when and where and with whom you listen, and please if these themes are at all triggering for you skip this one, take care of yourself, and know that we LOVE YOU! <3

Diego Velazquez: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Ooooooo welcome to another week of juicy hot goss about your fav high brow art. Come join us as we get into all the low brow happenings behind this famous high brow court painter! There are a lot of petty b*tches in this episode, and we are HERE FOR IT! Come find out what Kendrick Lamar and Diego Valazquez have in common, why Quentin Tarantino is the Person at the Party, and all about what not to do when it comes to breeding! Why? BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN JAN! 
As always, with love...
The Baroque BB's

Leonardo Da Vinci: The Blood, the Bodies, and the Beauty!

Well, well, well... we FINALLY made it around to this old guy... What better way to celebrate PRIDE than with shouting from the rooftops, I'M LEONARDO DA VINCI AND I LOVE DRAWING WIENERS!!!!.... well okay so that never happened... the shouting part. The wiener drawings totally happened and like... a lot. 
Anyway come join us as we get into the tea on this steeping hot gossipy Aries. 
We love you all and thank you for joining us and for the support! 
Xoxo,
The Baroque BB's
DISCLAIMER: This one does include stories of violent nature as well as stories of suicide. If these themes are at all triggering for you, please proceed with caution and know that we love you. <3

Ana Mendieta Part Two ft. Evelyn Bird: What's All This Shit Doing on the Ground? A MURDER, not a mystery... and also FUCK CARL ANDRE!

Welcome back to another week going through the life of our beloved Ana. Gone too soon at the hands of a total asshole, and we are here to put the rumors to rest with the TRUTH that everyone already knew... join us as we confuse Michigan and Massachusetts, quote Lonely Island, and have an all around good time with our good friend, art conservator extraordinaire... Evelyn Bird! 
We love you!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's
DISCLAIMER: This episode contains discussion of violence, suicide, and domestic abuse. Please be mindful of who can hear when listening and if these themes are at all triggering for you. We love you.  

Ana Mendieta Part One: Love, The Earth, and THE TRUTH!

Okay, Baroque BB's... this one is intense. I never thought I could love earth art so much until maybe now. Come join us as we get into why we HATE the Spiral Jetty, what is earth art, and how the hell you are supposed to look at this stuff! We will get into it all as we honor the interesting and impactful work of Ana Mendieta... sans murder for part 1. 
Disclaimer: This episode does have stories of violence. The work in itself is violent, involves sexual assault, rape, and violence against women and marginalized groups. Please skip this one if these themes are at all triggering for you and know that, we love you! 
XOXO,
The Baroque B's

Marcel Duchamp: SORRY YOU DON'T GET IT!

OOOOOoooo boy! This alt guy gives AVANT GARDE a whole new meaning! Come get weird with it as we dive into the WEIRD BRAIN of good old Marcy... or was he weird? Or maybe was he just a normal dude? You decide and let us know! We're all ears. 
Thanks for listening. We love you!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's

Greer Lankton: Subversive Barbie Girl in a Fucked Up Barbie World!

Oooohhhh this Queen was something else! Barbie does not have shit on this bitch! Come join us as we go through the short but impactful life of the East Village's IT GIRL! And though the struggle was real with this one, we're reminded to still laugh through it all. Go on! Be the happy disaster you are!
As always thanks for listening!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B*tches

Louise Vigee Le Brun: Every Rose Has It's Thorn!!! Featuring Ezriel from Ezriel Arts

OMG the DRAMA is realer than our favorite 2007 reality television show! Yes, Brett Michael's has NOTHING on our girl Louise and the hot steeping TEA that surrounded her during the French Revolution! Come this week as we are joined by EZRIEL aka IZZY aka EZRIEL ARTS aka MOM EXTRAORDINAIRE aka PLANT LADY aka ARTIST aka ART CATALOGUER aka OUR NEW BEST FRIEND! We had a blast going into the long life of this feminist artist with Izzy and we know you're going to love her too! 
Be warned because heads will roll...! 
We love you! Thanks for listening. 
Xoxo
The Baroque B*tches