Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Yoko Ono: Loving, Starving, Screaming and the SKY!

Welcome to our first living artist episode!!! Do you dislike Yoko Ono, but don’t really understand why? Or maybe you just think she broke up the Beatles? Or maybe you’re like wait… this bitch does art? Well let us tell you dear BB’s… this woman did A LOT for art as we know it today! So come along and learn about the QUEEN of performance art! There will be war, there will be imagination, there will be love triangles, child abductions, and there will be JUSTICE FOR YOKO BECAUSE OMG SHE IS NOT JUST MRS. Lennon. Okay rant over. We love you,XoxoThe Baroque B*tches

Thomas Kinkade: Well, Isn’t That Nice?

Yes we’re DOING IT! You’ve seen his work on mugs, greeting cards, blankets, puzzles, socks and pretty much any commodity you can buy. I mean… I really wouldn’t be surprised to see a TK dildo out there in a store one of these days… Yes this man entered the art world armed with a shrewd business sense in one hand, and a bible in the other… and though I’m sure he wanted us to forget that his back pockets carried pills, flasks, and dollar bills for strippers… we just couldn’t leave those stones unturned! Join us for this one, it will be fun!As always, with love!XoxoThe Baroque Bitches 

Cleopatra: The Final FUCKING Pharaoh!

If there are two words to sum up our girl Cleo, it’s HOT and SPICY! This queen was THE QUEEN and her legacy lives on… maybe not in the way she wanted exactly… but still! Yes, from IG makeup tutorials, to Spirit Halloween stores, to museums, history books, music, movies, TV shows and more, this bitch shows up everywhere and we’ll unpack why! This one has all the tea you crave… assassinations, baby daddy drama, drinking clubs, incest, and more! Come find out how Cleopatra becomes… the FINAL FUCKING PHARAOH!As always, we love you!The Baroque B*tches

Rembrandt: A Shot in the Dark!

OOOOOoooooOOOoooo the tea is JUICY this Wednesday! There are a lot of unexpected twists and turns in this eventful episode, and our heads are still spinning from all the rumors... There will be a nurse love triangle... there will be guys peeing on things... and there will be CONSPIRACY! Come find out how the pride of the Netherlands was really nothing to be too proud of in this weeks episode! As always, thanks for listening. We love you!Xoxo,The Baroque Bitches

Andy Warhol: Love Me or Hate Me, It’s Still an Obsession!

OMG this guyyyyy! Pop art KING! He is the tea and the tea is him... Come join us as we learn all about how this genius was able to sneak BLOW JOBS into the high art world! There will be sex, there will be drugs, and there will be soup… lots of soup… like omg why is there so much soup?!?! And in true Andy Warhol fashion, everyone is invited. So bring your friends too! Drag queens, sex workers, gun shots, soup and autism! YES SOUP FOR YOU! Love you, mean it!Xoxo, The Baroque B's

The Khajuraho Temples: India, Let Your Sacred Freak Flag FLY!!!!

Join us for the history behind the fun and scandalous Khajuraho Temples! We'll get you in touch with your sexual desires by starting off with a little guided meditation, lead into a scandolous sexy story about... the moon, and continue with lots of liberating conversation on why you should really LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY in the bedroom! No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, we can all take a note out of ancient India's book, (like the literal book of Kama Sutra) and join the movement for sexual freedom in yourselves and in support of others. Let's get FREAKY! Oh and btw there's no syphilis in this one... YAY! As always, thanks for listening. We love you!The Baroque Bitches

Paul Gauguin: Love ’Em, Fuck ’Em, and Leave ’Em featuring Angela Dela Cruz

Oof, Paul Gauguin, amirite? In this episode, we are joined by one of our favorite old friends, chef/artist/communicator/musician extraordinaire, ANGELA DELA CRUZ! Come meet our favorite Shmang!!! Together, we will dive deep into the depraved life of Paul Gauguin. Good thing his suffering matched his crimes in the end...There will be dogs named after penises, themes of colonization, there will be a song Chelsea came up with to remind about STD prevention, and in true theme with the Impressionists, and now this show... there will be SYPHILIS! But as always we do make it fun!Thank you for listening!We love you,the Baroque BitchesWARNING: This episode does contain explicit content about this artists life, and he did have inappropriate relationships with underage girls. Because this world is fucked up and you or someone you know may have been affected by a similar situation, we want to warn before you listen to this episode in case you may suffer from PTSD or just want to avoid this type of material in general. You may consider skipping this one. Also, please be reminded, we love you. <3 

Peter Paul Rubens: Thickness is my SICKNESS!

We love a thick bodied babe and it probably doesn't take a genius to figure out that our man Rubens did too! And though we are all finally recovering from the mindfuck in media we grew up with, we’re here to remind that FAT has always been P.H.A.T. in this  episode! Join us as Chelsea unearths all the TEA surrounding this painter's life. There will be AFFAIRS, there will be MURDER, and there will be... really not-okay age differences within marriages... again! I know, I know, EWWWW. I'm sorry it's not our fault all these artists are just SOOOOO gross. We still make it fun though, promise!Thanks for listening and as always, we love you!Xoxo,The Baroque Bitches#arthistorypodcast #artpodcast #arthistory

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 2: Karen Goes West! featuring Evelynn Bird

Welcome to part 2 of Georgia O'Keeffe - KAREN GOES WEST! In this episode we welcome an old friend, art conservationist - Evelynn Bird! We of course get into the HOT TEA in how Georgia gets to New Mexico, get some much needed perspective on this artist who everyone loves loves loves, and end off with the JUICIEST TEA I think we have done yet. You're not gonna wanna miss this one...!Love you!Xoxo- The Baroque Bitches

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 1: These Flowers... are HOT!!!

Welcome to our first TWO-PART EPISODE!!! And you know what, Georgia deserves a long one! Join us as we dive a little deeper this time into the first half of the long life of this mysterious and unassuming ROYAL painter! There will be flowers, there will be petty fights over Christmas cards, there will be an obligatory-controlling-sexist dude, there will be making out in the rain, there will be vaginas, there will be scandalous affairs, and there will be ANSWERS!!!As always with love,Xoxo- The Baroque B's