Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Camille Claudel: It's Complicated!

Oof, boy this has been a rough week amirite? Between natural disasters and general malaise, it's been hard to gain the motivation to just keep on keepin' on. But then I think about our girl Cami and realize... it is not so bad.... the rumors are rough and tough in this one. We hope for her sake some are not true.... 
Come join along for the art, stay for the tea!
We love you!

Eugene Delacroix: March On!

LET’s GOOOO!!! It’s a tale as old as time - rich guy rules people, rich guy exploits people, people get pissed, people kill rich guy…. It’s happened before, it’s happening now AND WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT! 👁️

Hilma Af Klint: Time Traveler

OMG omg OMG omg Happy Holidaysssss Baroque BB's! We are so freaking proud of all of you! Thank you for joining us this year and supporting us through lots of ups and downs. We have had such a lovely journey and figured, what better way to end this year than with a SHE-bang?!?! Yes, we all knew that Kandinsky seemed a little TOO cocky about founding abstract expressionism, and we are going to dive into all the hot tea surrounding this hot alien-esque baddy. 
There will be SEANCES there will be RELIGIOUS FUSION there will be laughs and there will be uncoordinated silly conversations. Who's comin with us?!
Weeeee loveeeee youuuuuuu
Xoxoxox
The Baroque B's

Nero: I'm the BAAADDDDDDD BOYYYYYY!

Ooooo boy oh boy do the Romans give BAADDDD a whole new definition! And if you are into Roman history or fucked up family bushes, then this episode is for you! It's got so much drama it could be the backbone of a plot for a Law and Order SVU episode... so buckle up baby because Dick Wolf has nothing on Niro! DUN DUN!!!!

Grace Hartigan and Helen Frankenthaler Part 2: Taking Over the Inner Circle

Omg omg omg week 2 of all the abstract expressionism drama!!! Come join us for this weeks episode on two bodacious babes of 20th century art!!! There will be retelling of poor times in the past, there will be cackling, there will be drama, and there will be shit talking on art historians GOD DAMNIT!
Alright!!! WE LOVE YOU SM!
 
the Baroque B’s

HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING Grace Hartigan and Helen Frankenthaler: Breaking the Inner Circle Part 1

Francis Bacon and Lucian Freud: Twin Flames or an Inferno?

OOOoooffff what a week! We're just over here like all of you trying to figure out how to keep the peace at that Thanksgiving table, and I know a sure-fire way for me has always been to have a good old fashioned FRIENDSGIVING! So if that election has you down, just know you are not alone. We are here with you and to deliver some NASTY ass tea to get your mind off of your worries. 
Come join us as we dive into all the GROSS, HaWt, SeXy TEA on these two passionate famous amazing painters. 
There will be laughs, there will be gambling addictions, there will be pots and black kettles and the like. 
We love you! 
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's

BONUS EPISODE! Dracula v Frankenstein!

HAPPY BAROQUE B-VERSARY! What better way to celebrate with than a DOUBLE SPOOK-FEATURE?!?!
Yes, 

SPOOKFEST!!! Juan Luna de San Pedro y Novicio; It's COMPLICATED!

Are you ready to get SPOOKY?! Come join us this week for another episode of art filled TEA with this world famous Filipino artist! YASSS we’re going there! We’ll get into the drama, the art, the toxic energy and most importantly for this month… THE HAUNTED ASS PAINTING!!!!
There will be celebrations of lumpia, there will be overshares of personal traumas, there will be affairs, murder, and more! You don’t want to miss it!!!
We love you!
Xoxo
THE baroque bitches!!!

SPOOKFEST! Pieter Bruegel the Elder: HELL is Other People!

HAPPY SPOOKFEST!!!! YAYYY!!!!
What better way to bring in the fall vibes than with the MOST AUTUMNAL PAINTER EVER?!?! Seriously, it's like halloween is his aesthetic and the harsh reality that life is a walking horror is the SPOOKIEST THING OF ALL! 
There will be proverbs, there will be a mysterious death, and there will be BURNT SIENNA! Just like... hella burnt Sienna. 
Come join in on the fun!
We love you!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's