Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Gian Lorenzo Bernini: MICHELANGELO WHO?!

OOooooo yes, there is nothing we love more than some unhinged weirdness, and it definitely gets WEIRD in this episode! Come join us as we dive into the life of Baroque Bad Boy and all around weirdo Gian aka Gianny Lorenzo Bernininininininini. 
There will be way too many PeN15s together in one sculpture, there will be extreme exhibitions of devotion to "THE CRAFT", there will be bedroom eyes and there will be love triangular DRAMA!!!!
As usual, come for the art... stay for the tea! 
WE LOVE YOU omg omg omg WE LYSM!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's 

Damien Hirst: I'm STUCK!

Oooooo who's your favorite/least favorite POLAR-IZING BAD BOIIIIIII?!?! Yass the controversy does seem to follow our dear Damien around... almost like a bad play you can't help but watch. He has played the puppeteer for so long, but it's just not dead animals he's orchestrating. What are your thoughts? Do you think he's running the show? Or is it all just... that... lucky? Either way the DRAMA is deep in this one, and the lawsuits do flock too because THAT'S SHOW BIZ BABY! 
Come join us for the ride!We love you!Xoxo
The Baroque B's 

Gala Placidia: Bow Down BITCH!

Welcome back to another wonderful week of two cats hosting an art history podcast and enjoying every second of it! If you're in the mood to pretend you are at a slumber party with your best girly girlfriends playing truth or dare and talking crushes, but you also wanna learn a thing or two along the way, then this episode is for you! Come join as we get into this mysterious ancient Roman Empress and all the drama that filled her life. There will be rumors, there will be incest, and there will be WEINER TALK! Lots of weiners as per usssuallll. 
 
Okay we love you, we mean it! 
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's

Hieronymus Bosch: What THE HELL?!

Welcome back to another glorious week of more HaWt JuIcY aRt HiStOry! We probably get the lowest our dirty low brows can go this week with one of Chelsea's fav's of all time... HIERONYMUS BOSCH!
There will be finagle-ing of the bagel-ing, there will be genitals in almost every place you never even thought to put them, there will be good berries, there will be weird fantastical bowel movements, there will be St. John looking like a sad ass Tarzan, and there will be lots and lots of laughter! SO COME ON AND JOIN US ALREADY!
As always, with lots and lots of love...
The Baroque B*tches

Gustav Klimt: Mr. Lover Lover

WE'RE BACKKKKKKkkkkKKKKkkkk!!!
Omg omg omg! Thank you all so much for your patience. We have missed you all so much and are so grateful for all the love we received while we were on summer siesta! As promised we have returned and are here to deliver on the much anticipated and many-a-time requested (like within the last few week and how did you all know I was going to do Klimt GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, except don't because I love that we're intuned with one another <3) GUSTAV KLIMT! There will be cat daddy-ing, there will be human daddy-ing, there will be sugar daddy-ing, and there will be lots and lots of FEMALE WORSHIPPING! So come on already COME JOIN IN ON THE FUN! Because WE'RE BACK in FULL FORCE!
Love you all so much!
Xoxo
The Baroque B's

Francoise Gilot: Lions Mate With LIONS!

Welcome to our episode on the fabulous, fantastic bada$$ B, Francois Gilot!! Not only has she art-matized us with her ICONIC work, but she also won the hearts of many in her life… except for maybe her father. OOF, what didn’t this woman endure from men? Well, we are gonna get into all and we’re so excited we get to have Taylor join us for the fun! There will be RED FLAGS, there will be THE WORD NO and there will be AN OBSESSION WITH MATISSE (mostly by me after this episode).
As always, with love…
 
the Baroque B’s
 
DISCLAIMER: this episode does contain stories of domestic violence and abuse. Please be mindful where and with whom you listen, skip this one if these themes are at all triggering for you, and know that we love you. 

Katsushika Hokusai: This Old Man MAD About ART!

いらっしゃいませ, Irasshaimase, WELCOME to our HOKUSAI epic-sode! We FUCKING LOVE this guy and are so excited to share his life story with YOU ALL. Our most beloved friends and listeners. This one has it all... ghost stories, fellatio performing squid, and more! Come join us as we go through the long life of our dear Hokusai. There will be sake, there will be badly pronounced Japanese words, and there will be SYPHILIS! As always with love...The Baroque B*tches***DISCLAIMER*** This episode does contain stories of violence. Please be mindful when and where and with whom you listen, and please if these themes are at all triggering for you skip this one, take care of yourself, and know that we LOVE YOU! <3

Diego Velazquez: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Ooooooo welcome to another week of juicy hot goss about your fav high brow art. Come join us as we get into all the low brow happenings behind this famous high brow court painter! There are a lot of petty b*tches in this episode, and we are HERE FOR IT! Come find out what Kendrick Lamar and Diego Valazquez have in common, why Quentin Tarantino is the Person at the Party, and all about what not to do when it comes to breeding! Why? BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN JAN! 
As always, with love...
The Baroque BB's

Leonardo Da Vinci: The Blood, the Bodies, and the Beauty!

Well, well, well... we FINALLY made it around to this old guy... What better way to celebrate PRIDE than with shouting from the rooftops, I'M LEONARDO DA VINCI AND I LOVE DRAWING WIENERS!!!!.... well okay so that never happened... the shouting part. The wiener drawings totally happened and like... a lot. 
Anyway come join us as we get into the tea on this steeping hot gossipy Aries. 
We love you all and thank you for joining us and for the support! 
Xoxo,
The Baroque BB's
DISCLAIMER: This one does include stories of violent nature as well as stories of suicide. If these themes are at all triggering for you, please proceed with caution and know that we love you. <3

Ana Mendieta Part Two ft. Evelyn Bird: What's All This Shit Doing on the Ground? A MURDER, not a mystery... and also FUCK CARL ANDRE!

Welcome back to another week going through the life of our beloved Ana. Gone too soon at the hands of a total asshole, and we are here to put the rumors to rest with the TRUTH that everyone already knew... join us as we confuse Michigan and Massachusetts, quote Lonely Island, and have an all around good time with our good friend, art conservator extraordinaire... Evelyn Bird! 
We love you!
Xoxo,
The Baroque B's
DISCLAIMER: This episode contains discussion of violence, suicide, and domestic abuse. Please be mindful of who can hear when listening and if these themes are at all triggering for you. We love you.