Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Peter Paul Rubens: Thickness is my SICKNESS!

We love a thick bodied babe and it probably doesn't take a genius to figure out that our man Rubens did too! And though we are all finally recovering from the mindfuck in media we grew up with, we’re here to remind that FAT has always been P.H.A.T. in this  episode! Join us as Chelsea unearths all the TEA surrounding this painter's life. There will be AFFAIRS, there will be MURDER, and there will be... really not-okay age differences within marriages... again! I know, I know, EWWWW. I'm sorry it's not our fault all these artists are just SOOOOO gross. We still make it fun though, promise!Thanks for listening and as always, we love you!Xoxo,The Baroque Bitches#arthistorypodcast #artpodcast #arthistory

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 2: Karen Goes West! featuring Evelynn Bird

Welcome to part 2 of Georgia O'Keeffe - KAREN GOES WEST! In this episode we welcome an old friend, art conservationist - Evelynn Bird! We of course get into the HOT TEA in how Georgia gets to New Mexico, get some much needed perspective on this artist who everyone loves loves loves, and end off with the JUICIEST TEA I think we have done yet. You're not gonna wanna miss this one...!Love you!Xoxo- The Baroque Bitches

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 1: These Flowers... are HOT!!!

Welcome to our first TWO-PART EPISODE!!! And you know what, Georgia deserves a long one! Join us as we dive a little deeper this time into the first half of the long life of this mysterious and unassuming ROYAL painter! There will be flowers, there will be petty fights over Christmas cards, there will be an obligatory-controlling-sexist dude, there will be making out in the rain, there will be vaginas, there will be scandalous affairs, and there will be ANSWERS!!!As always with love,Xoxo- The Baroque B's

Edouard Manet: Naked, NOT NUDE!

Happy Wednesday BB's! We're so happy you're here to deep dive with Chelsea's lesson this week on our mysterious rich Impressionist leader - MANET! There will be hookers a plenty, WEIRD love triangles, and SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK!Thanks for listening!We love you!Xoxo- The Baroque B's

Egon Schiele: Life Ain’t Easy for a GENIUS Like Me!

Do not forget the biscuits because this one is JAM packed with lots of steeping HOT TEA! Join us as we dive into the short, yet eventful life of this tormented artist. There will be syphilis, what essentially is early 19th century pornos, incest, kidnapping and more. Here's to the artist that gives, "never meet your heroes" a whole new meeting. Don't worry... we still make it fun!Love you,Xoxo- The Baroque B's Art Podcast Art History PodcastArt History Gossip Podcast 

Baroque Bitches Christmas Special! Happy Saturnalia / History of Santa Claus

Ever wonder why we bring trees from the outside into the inside? Or maybe you're tired of that weird pervy person at the Christmas party chasing you around with mistletoe... come dive into the origins of Christmas, who the hell is Santa Claus, and the imagery of the season for this merry episode filled with cheer, drunken caroling, and murder-solving saints. Merry Saturnalia from us to you!As always with love,The Baroque Bitches! 

Michelangelo: From the Hands of God, you’re welcome - Michelangelo

Join us for this longer episode as we take a deeper dive into the Renaissances most passionate, dare I say volatile, painters. Oh Michelangelo, just so many feelings happening all the time. We'll get into the STANK, the lovers, and the famous duel with Leonardo, and beaty-sticky Popes. We love you,Xoxo- The Baroque B's

Jackson Pollock: A Walking Fucking Nightmare

Come join us as we light dive into the tragic story of misunderstood Jack Pollock. There will be drinks, there will be horrible non-consensual sex-acts, and there will be a hot juicy goss. Love you,Xoxo- the Baroque B's 

Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera: With a Heavy Heart, Frida and Diego

This couple is non-stop drama!!! Join us as Chelsea teaches us about Diego's cannibalism, Fridas long list of famous lovers, and why this couple is just like Will and Jada. We love you!Xoxo- The Baroque Bitches

Peggy Guggenheim and the Removable PENIS!

Come along for this WILD ride as we tell the story of a tragic heiress forever captivated by ART! There will be removable dicks, lots of lovers, and scandal scandal scandal!Love you!Xoxo - The Baroque B's