Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast
High brow art… low brow tea! Our podcast is a light dive into your favorite artists juicy drama. Art is for everyone on this show and we’re serving it with a side of steeping hot tea!New episode every Wednesday! Come learn with us!Love you,Xoxo - Baroque B’sIG: Baroque.B.PodcastNow on Patreon! #artpodcast #arthistorypodcast
Episodes

7 days ago
7 days ago
OMG OMG OMG oh my GAHHHHH! We love a hotty Aquarian artist and this one was a DISRUPTOURRRRRR of her time! Yes, she knew how to look at the society rules and say, "you know what... FUCK THE RULES!" YES THIS IS THE KIND OF ENERGY WE NEED RIGHT NOW!
So when everything feels insane and unbearable... come drink some TEA with us! Because lesbi-honest, times are tough and we all need a little break from the bullshit.
Xoxo
The BB's

Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Okay, are Aquarians your thing? Because if they aren't well... you may wanna pass. This month we're celebrating two Aquarian ICONS... Alice Neel of course and me! ;) But in all seriousness, if you haven't floated off the ground to get weird with an air sign weirdo, this is def the season to do it and the episode to listen to! We have AFFAIRS, we have POLITICS, we have SAD BABY THINGS, and we have MORE SAD BABY THINGS, but we make it fun! So come on and join already!
Xoxo
The Baroque B's

Friday Dec 19, 2025
Friday Dec 19, 2025
OMG omg OMG we are such teases! I'm so sorry this took way too long for me to get my holiday madness ish together, but boy oh boy does Chelsea deliver on this one! The votes are in and you want TURNER and you are going to get him! Drama, internal turmoil, naughty nudes and all... come join in on the festive arty gossipy drama!
We love you! Xoxoxo
The BB's

Thursday Nov 27, 2025
Thursday Nov 27, 2025
OMGOMGOMG Happy Native American Heritage Month! We are so excited to celebrate this QUEEN! She was a DISRUPTERRRRR which is exactly the type of energy we need to fuel our souls. Come join as we dig into the life and works of another baddy.
Xoxo

Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
OOOOOOHHHHHHH MYYYY GAHHHH oh my gah... We LOVE a DISRUPTER on this show! We love a revolter! A revolutionary... and that's exactly what this woman's art is. YASSSS another alive queen who was in the exact right place at the exact right time. Come join as we unpack the LEGENDARY ICONIC works of Betye Saar and sorry in advance for all the Mad Men references!

Wednesday Nov 05, 2025
Wednesday Nov 05, 2025
OOOOOOOOOO we are still stuck in spooky vibes and simply are NOT READY for the winter holidays! It's still fall ya'll and we're here to keep the spooky slutty drama tales going for the time being... enter HADRIAN'S VILLA! Yes this villa is just a dramatic and rumory as the modern day Love Island, and with the added bonus of murder mysteries and the like. So if you love Roman history and are ready to get the deets on the sexy time stuff, you won't want to miss this one!
Xoxo
The BB's
Music: We source our music from Epidemic Sound and pay for the rights to use the songs in our show. For this reason, music may not be easily found on regular streaming services.
Visualize: Hope - Gavin Luke
Outro: Definite Steps - Franz Gordon

Friday Oct 31, 2025
Friday Oct 31, 2025
HAPPY BAROQUE B-VERSARY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE! I know we certainly do! This year we're doing it up BIG with one of the most SPOOKY haunty painters/engravers/printmakers/poet of all time... the illustrious WILLIAM BLAKE! Yes this man definitely knows how to make evil SEXY and we're going to get into all of it... after all you can't have good without EVIL!
Xxoxoxoxox
The BB's
Music: We source our music from Epidemic Sound and pay for the rights to use the songs in our show. For this reason, music may not be easily found on regular streaming services.
Visualize: The Forgotten Rusty Carousel - Stationary Sign
Outro: Brain Spook - Mike Franklin

Monday Oct 27, 2025
Monday Oct 27, 2025
Oooooo gurllll we are going to get INTO this HAUNTED family! Come join us as we stay on theme for this SPOOKY time of year with the tragic story of Zdzisław Beksiński. Yes it seems at every turn there is bad news in this guys story, but you didn't think paintings became that METAL without some sad times behind them... did you?!
Disclaimer: This episode contains adult themes. Please be aware we discuss suicide, sexual content, violence, etc. Proceed with caution and we love you. Xoxo.
Music: We source our music from Epidemic Sound and pay for the rights to use the songs in our show. For this reason, music may not be easily found on regular streaming services.
Visualize: Asteroid One - Czar Donic
Outro: Robot Work - Marc Torch

Thursday Oct 09, 2025
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
Well well well, if it isn't another man with the inability to regulate his emotions in a healthy way... At least he worked it out through painting and unsent letters? Yes, I guess we can give credit where credit is due...
Come listen on this Friday as we go through the life of this GOTH ass painter. There will be obsessions, there will be GIRLS GONE WILD references, and there will be ART! Duh!
Xoxo
The BB's
Art Helper link:
- arthelper.ai
- https://tinyurl.com/artist-pricing-guide
Our music is all sourced from Epedemic Sound where we pay for the rights to use songs in the podcast. For that reason, they may not be readily available on streaming accounts.
Songs from today's episode:
- Visualize: The Haunted - Luella Gran
- Closing: the Haunted House - John Abbot

Friday Sep 26, 2025
Friday Sep 26, 2025
Ohhh we don't often do alive artists, but when we do we tend to shit on Robert Longo because we mixed him up with Robert Smithson… hatred can be dumbing in that way... So if you love Cindy, but you hate Spiral Jetty... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! Come join us as we talk about our intensely private, driven, and disruptor Cindy Sherman!Xoxo,
- The BB's
Music:
Visualize: Whispers in the Wind Eva Hummingbird
Outtro: Fright Night Christoffer Moe Ditvelsen
All music is sourced and paid for from Epidemic Sound, so they may not be readily available on regular streaming services.
